Joke of the Day Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft? Because they are always blocking. Video Game Quote...

Joke of the Day What s an enderman's favorite band? Imagine Dragons! Video Game Quote of the Day “Endure and survive.” The Last of Us...

Joke of the Day Why did the store sell minecraft toys without arms and legs? Because they were chinese rip-offs. Video Game Quote of the...

Joke of the Day What happens when you spawn a pile of kittens? You get a meowntain. Video Game Quote of the Day “I raised you, and loved...

Joke of the Day Why did the hostile mob explode in the middle of a dance party? He was just creeping it real. Video Game Quote of the Day...

Joke of the Day Did you know Taylor Swift once dated Steve from Minecraft? She even wrote a song about him "We Are Never Ever Ever Going...

Joke of the Day What do you call a Minecraft boy band? New Kids on the Block. Video Game Quote of the Day “Most test subjects do...

Joke of the Day How does Steve measure his boot size? In Square Feet. Video Game Quote of the Day “The world fears the inevitable plummet...

Joke of the Day What did the skeleton say to the hostile wolf? Bon Appetit Video Game Quote of the Day “War…war never changes” Fallout...

Joke of the Day What do zombies and skeletons need in the morning? SunBLOCK. Video Game Quote of the Day “You can’t break a man the way...

Joke of the Day Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts. Video Game Quote of the Day “Some trees...

Joke of the Day How do you cure Hunger in Minecraft? Three Square Meals. Video Game Quote of the Day “The healthy human mind doesn’t wake...

Joke of the Day Why did Steve need mouthwash after killing passive mobs? Because he had bat breath. Video Game Quote of the Day “Would...

Joke of the Day Did you hear the rumor about hostile mobs in the nether? All they do is make lava. Video Game Quote of the Day “FINISH...

Joke of the Day Why did Steve cry wolf? Because he ate the three little pigs. Video Game Quote of the Day “The right man in the wrong...

Joke of the Day How did Grim stop a DanTDM video? By pressing the paws button. Video Game Quote of the Day “The sun went down with...

Joke of the Day Where can you sell all your Minecraft eggs? At the spawn shop. Video Game Quote of the Day “It’s a-me, Mario!” Assassin’s...

Joke of the Day What was Steve doing near a mob spawner? Creeping warm. Video Game Quote of the Day “You were almost a Jill sandwich!”...

Joke of the Day What time is it when ten ocelots chase a creeper? Ten After One. Video Game Quote of the Day “They were all dead. The...

Joke of the Day What time do you see Zombies in Minecraft? At ATE o'clock. Video Game Quote of the Day “We’re not tools of the government...