Joke of the Day Donkey Kong always wears a tie because he has important monkey business he needs to attend to. Video Game Quote of the...

Joke of the Day I asked a Nintendo fan to help me change a light bulb. He wasn't very helpful, he just kept playing with the switch....

Joke of the Day Try as hard as you can, but I promise, you just can't blindfold a Pokemon. It's always going to Pikachu. Video Game Quote...

Joke of the Day Mario broke up with Peach. He told her, "It's not you, it's a me, Mario!" Video Game Quote of the Day “I like shorts!...

Joke of the Day French Mario is good at telling fortunes. He uses his L'ouija board to see the future. Video Game Quote of the Day “You...

Joke of the Day Mario has a rule that he never looks things up online. He's scared of Browsers. Video Game Quote of the Day “All men...

Joke of the Day The console gamer got a terrible headache when he went to the art museum. There were too many frames. Video Game Quote of...

Joke of the Day I walked in on my Xbox crying the other day. I didn't know what to do, but I tried to console it. Video Game Quote of the...

Joke of the Day Mike Tyson hates people who play Playstation. It's may be because he's an Xboxer. Video Game Quote of the Day “At the end...

Joke of the Day PC gamers can't use Uber. There are too many incompatible drivers. Video Game Quote of the Day “Right and wrong are not...

Joke of the Day My gamer boyfriend broke up with me, and I was really gutted. He told me I just didn't meet his Xboxtations. Video Game...

Joke of the Day Pirate gamers love to play games in ArrRGB. Video Game Quote of the Day “Dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when...

Joke of the Day My friend tried to make a new online platform to meet new gamer friends, but he didn't know what he was doing. It was a...

Joke of the Day If I don't play games for a week, I start to become really upset. I need to console myself. Video Game Quote of the Day...

Joke of the Day I can't be bothered completing Sega games backwards. It takes Ages. Video Game Quote of the Day “You have died of...

Joke of the Day I asked a French man if he played video games. He said Wii. Video Game Quote of the Day “Why walk when you can ride?” The...

Joke of the Day I like to play PlayStation after I have a fight with my brother. It helps to console me. Video Game Quote of the Day...

Joke of the Day I broke up with my console. Now it's my ex-box. It wasn't anything personal, I just felt like it was time for a switch....

Joke of the Day I wanted to make a Nintendo joke, but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one. Video Game Quote of the Day “Stay...

Joke of the Day My gamer friend baked me a loaf of bread the other day, and it tasted a bit weird. I asked what he's used, and he told me...