Today's D/L
Joke of the Day Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party? He had a BLAST! Video Game Quote of the Day “What is a man but the...
Joke of the Day Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party? He had a BLAST! Video Game Quote of the Day “What is a man but the...
Joke of the Day Q: What’s a Street Fighter’s favorite dessert? A: Abel Pie. Video Game Quote of the Day “We are all our own worst enemy....
Joke of the Day What’s Cobblestone’s favorite music? Rock music. Video Game Quote of the Day “Only a mind free of impediments is capable...
Joke of the Day Q: What did Link use to win the basketball game? A: His hookshot. Video Game Quote of the Day “I never asked for this”...
Joke of the Day How does Steve get his exercise? He runs around the block. Video Game Quote of the Day “What is a drop of rain, compared...
Joke of the Day So I was playing Skyrim, the dragon roared at me, I ignored it and carried on. The beast, again, roared in a violent...
Joke of the Day While driving yesterday, I saw a banana skin in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it. Thanks, Mario Kart. Video...
Joke of the Day How does Steve chop down trees with his fists? How wood I know? Video Game Quote of the Day “You can’t hide from the Grim...
Joke of the Day Why did the enderman cross the road? He didn’t, he Teleported. Video Game Quote of the Day “All men dream – but not...
Joke of the Day Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas? Because he finds them a-peeling! Video Game Quote of the Day “The thing about happiness...
Joke of the Day Where did Captain Price buy his car? Modern car fair. Video Game Quote of the Day “Our world, with its rules of...
Joke of the Day A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him, “Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this...
Joke of the Day What’s a Street Fighter’s favorite car? A ’91 Honda. Video Game Quote of the Day “Don’t make a girl a promise if you know...
Joke of the Day You’re so bad at Castlevania Adventure that you say you need a slow-motion controller to play it well. Video Game Quote...
Joke of the Day Q: What is a Tomb Raider’s favorite after school snack? A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese Video Game Quote of the Day “Right...
Joke of the Day Where did Noble Six go for a vacation? Halo beach. Video Game Quote of the Day “Time passes, people move. Like a river’s...
Joke of the Day Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK. Video Game Quote of the Day “Dreams have a nasty habit...
Joke of the Day Q: What’s Samus’ favorite food? A: Metroid Prime Rib Video Game Quote of the Day “Men are but flesh and blood. They know...
Joke of the Day Q: What was Bomberman arrested for? A: Indecent Explosure. Video Game Quote of the Day “You mustn’t allow yourself to be...
Joke of the Day Q: What is Mario’s favourite play? A: Mamma Mia! Video Game Quote of the Day “You have died of dysentery.” Oregon Trail...