Joke of the Day French Mario is good at telling fortunes. He uses his L'ouija board to see the future. Video Game Quote of the Day “I’m...

Joke of the Day Mario has a rule that he never looks things up online. He's scared of Browsers. Video Game Quote of the Day "The healthy...

Joke of the Day Technology changes all the time, and graphics are better and better every year, but you just can't beat the classics when...

Joke of the Day I'm thinking about making an app that suddenly closes whatever you're playing and opens up a completely different one. I...

Joke of the Day The console gamer got a terrible headache when he went to the art museum. There were too many frames. Video Game Quote of...

Joke of the Day I walked in on my Xbox crying the other day. I didn't know what to do, but I tried to console it. Video Game Quote of the...

Joke of the Day Mike Tyson hates people who play Playstation. It's may be because he's an Xboxer. Video Game Quote of the Day "Stand in...

Joke of the Day PC gamers can't use Uber. There are too many incompatible drivers. Video Game Quote of the Day "The right man in the...

Joke of the Day My gamer boyfriend broke up with me, and I was really gutted. He told me I just didn't meet his Xboxtations. Video Game...

Joke of the Day Pirate gamers love to play games in ArrRGB. Video Game Quote of the Day "Get over here!" Scorpion, Mortal Kombat Video...

Joke of the Day My friend tried to make a new online platform to meet new gamer friends, but he didn't know what he was doing. It was a...

Joke of the Day If I don't play games for a week, I start to become really upset. I need to console myself. Video Game Quote of the Day...

Joke of the Day I can't be bothered completing Sega games backwards. It takes Ages. Video Game Quote of the Day “You Have Died” Dark...

Joke of the Day I asked a French man if he played video games. He said Wii. Video Game Quote of the Day “Frostmourne hungers” WarCraft...

Joke of the Day I like to play Playstation after I have a fight with my brother. It helps to console me. Video Game Quote of the Day “You...

Joke of the Day I broke up with my console. Now it's my ex-box. It wasn't anything personal, I just felt like it was time for a switch....

Joke of the Day I wanted to make a Nintendo joke, but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one. Video Game Quote of the Day “I don’t...

Joke of the Day My gamer friend baked me a loaf of bread the other day, and it tasted a bit weird. I asked what he's used, and he told me...

Joke of the Day The PC gamer was denied entry to a night club. It was exclusive. Video Game Quote of the Day “Now is the time to choose!...

Joke of the Day My best friend fell out with me for talking about games too much. I personally think that was a silly thing to Fallout 4....